Greener on the other Side

Guess what I did today? I've actually been thinking of it for some time but since my human thought it would be a good idea I went ahead and did it, just for her.

I crossed over that very scary bridge right there. My human tried to coax me over with pellets - she worked at it for quite awhile but I wasn't having it. She was trying to convince me I would like this long lush grass over here.

Not until I got into a fight with my little brother did it happen, accidentally sort of. He was trying to get away from my kicking, biting and spitting fit that comes up now and then. Hey, it's what we do, we're boys.

Anyways, when he made a break for it over the bridge I just followed him and the next thing we knew we were in long grass almost up to our bellies. Yum. It was the end of that fight, let me tell you.

But not those girls - they just can't get up the nerve to cross. Sissies!

No, turn back, it's not safe over here. Walk away from the bridge slowly! It will just make you look fat, and you should definitely be watching your figure ladies.


Heh, heh.